The Dubya Report
Bush's idiotic lunatic quotes posted for your enjoyment
Wed Jul 9 22:35:15 2003
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Think Al Gore's claim that he invented the internet sounded like the babblings of a certifiable nut job? You aint heard nothing till you hear George W. Bush's confused gibberish.

Here's a taste:

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."
-- Arlington Heights, IL, October 24, 2000

"A vampire is a -- a -- cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."
-- Denver, CO, August 14, 2001

"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop."
-- Penn. State University, April 2, 2002

Check out the rest here:

http://www.thedubyareport.com/quotes.html 

The list of incoherent, puzzling, and/or just plain stupid ramblings is huge. They might be quite amusing if the quotes had come from a loony tune like Charles Manson rather than the President of the United States.

Does anyone know what "Hop on Pop" is? Or do I really even want to know the answer to that one.

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