Bob from Michigan
I am glad you have a sense of humor
Sat Jun 28 00:43:11 2003
64.12.96.234

I am glad you have a sense of humor

As next April 15th rolls around be sure to exercise due diligence and thank a local Democratic official for your tax bill! Indeed, without the erstwhile efforts of the Democratic party, you wouldn't have the patriotic privilege of paying over 40% of your income to Federal, state, and local taxes! When you consider that the average feudal serf contributed only 30% of his labor to the lord of the fief, Democrats have demonstrated real progress over the Medieval era!

While you're at it, be sure to mention your gratitude for the party's resolute determination to care for our children! Without the Democrats, state- sanctioned, state-sponsored killing of children through abortion wouldn't be possible! Now, with 40 million children aborted since 1973, Al Gore's pristine environment won't be polluted with disposable diapers in landfills! But what else would you expect from the "progressive party?" Then there's infanticide!

Thanks to Bill Clinton, partial birth abortion is still legal! Could it get any better? It's now more convenient than ever to get rid of those "unwanted children!" Maybe drop a thank-you card to Billy and Al, or better yet, contact your local Democratic party chairman and precinct worker, for without their tireless efforts, such progress would be impossible!

Speaking of killing: Two birds with one stone that is. With 40% of your income going to the government, a two income family is a must in today's utopia. What do you do with those troublesome children who have not been aborted? Federal day care, all day kindergarten, and government schools will raise your kids for you! Thank God for Hillary Clinton's village! Where would we be without the Democrats! They've finally done away with those archaic culture stifling ideas "Thou shalt not kill" and "Thou shalt not steal," and thou shalt not poke your brother in the rear.

Finally, while you're thanking the Democrats for your many blessings, don't forget to mention their herculean efforts on behalf of sex education! Of special note is the sterling example of President Bill Clinton! With the orgiastic, bimbo-chasing Chief Executive leading the way, our children will have a high standard to shoot for in the school of sexual prowess! Clinton really is a "new Democrat" and you can thank your lucky stars that the words of another Democratic President, Harry S. Truman won't pain the ears of our progressive culture; "Someday we'll awake, have a reformation of the heart, teach our kids honor and kill a few sex psychologists, put boys in high school with men teachers (not sissies), close all the girls' finishing schools, shoot all the efficiency experts and become a nation of God's people once more."

Hey, IRS, take my money! I love paying taxes!

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