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"The Plan"
Sun Jun 22 02:43:03 2003
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1. In the beginning was the Plan.

2. And then came the Assumptions.

3. And the Assumptions were without form.

4. And the Plan was without Substance.

5. And darkness was upon the face of the Teachers.

6. And the Teachers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."

7. And the Teachers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we
cannot live with the smell."

8. And the Supervisors went unto their Principal saying, "It is a container of organic waste,
and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

9. And the Principal went unto their Regional Director, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer,
and none may abide its strength."

10. And the Regional Director spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It
contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

11. And the Directors went to the Deputy Superintendent, saying unto them, "It promotes
growth, and it is very powerful."

12. And the Deputy Superintendent went to the Superintendent, saying unto him, "It has
very powerful effects."

13. And the Superintendent looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

14. And the Plan became Policy.

15. And that is how shit happens.

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