Dateline- Talmuddy, Alabama
Sunset, Friday, 22 Dec. 2000

Dear hearts and gentile people, I thought I would break an old habit,
this year, and not send this article out. As you well know, a syrupy,
sweet, kiss and make-up, love everybody, decree has been issued
by our new maximum leader, Georgeus Bushius.

I've heard "heal" so much, lately, that I've thought at times I was in
an Ernest Ansley, Divine healing, tent meeting. Heallll!

Well, I was a'doing alright with this be-nice-crap until me grandaughter
turned-on the Rug Rats. Begorra, these little buggers are Jews and they
was wearing them yarmulkes, cooking them dumb tater patties and
acting like it was Judas Maccabaeus' birthday!

Is there no end to this foolishness?

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Happy Chanukah

Reverend Billy Joe lives about a mile down the road. Good man, just
a little confused. After all the 'Chanukah-hype' from the Judenpresse
Bro Billy Joe now believes that every December Moses and his
marauding little band stopped for eight days to eat potato patties
and light candles.

When asked about Kwanza, he said he had never driven one. Well,
one thing at a time. Read it carefully preacher.

Jesus must now compete with a potato patty

Chanukah as you know it was conceived in anger and hate of Christ
and forced upon J-ws who thought Christmas, "was a holiday worth
celebrating", and thought, "it was just too bad that G-d had deprived
the poor J-ws of taking part in such a meaningful and beautiful
experience."

The villain in this enterprise was Rabbi Julius Eckman who in 1866
took the most minor of all J-wish holidays, Chanukah, the only one
that is post-Biblical, but the only one that occurs in December, and
made it a major holiday in a 'valiant effort to combat the Christmas
spirit.'

Eckman officiated in a number of Southern congregations and was
appalled at J-ws and Christians exchanging gifts and "the illumination
of their parlors in such an injudicious celebration." This mamzer took
his venom with him to San Francisco where he assaulted anyone guilty
of "such a want of taste" rarely shown by "families of education and
refinement." His rabid ravings were directed at those J-ws whom he
called, "ignorant fathers" and "mothers whom nature intended to fill
positions as honorable housewives in the kitchen, but whom fortune,
by her freaks, had misplaced into the parlor." These J-wish mothers,
whom according to the Rabbi, should have remained barren cooks,
"betray their littleness of mind and their misplacement by fortune by
playing such a ridiculous part as to be aping Christmas".

This Khazar with no blood-line traceable to Judah 'the hammer'
Maccabaeus created a permanent animosity between J-w and Christian
that will unfortunately last forever and worsen each year. This Herculean
accomplishment was the result of his use of vile name-calling directed at
those who would dare disagree with his silliness. A J-w who delighted in
Christmas was "contemptible" and the reason for their conduct was
because of the "imbecility of their parents", who were "playing the pygmy
while they should prove themselves giants", by rejecting all things
Christmas.

So we have here the history of a damnable hate-monger who
single-handedly placed upon his own people a guilt-trip because they
experienced feelings of love and joy along with Christians at this
wonderful time of the year.

This Jesus-hater's vileness at first had little visible effect upon J-ws,
however, they would later do such strange things as place a star of David
atop their trees and call it a Chanukah bush to allay this 'Eckmanic' guilt.
Today many are so depressed, at this their most unhappy time of the
year, that they must have psychiatric help. Thank you Julius.

Ref.
Jewish Frontier , Dec. 1963, pp. 29 -31, Joys of Jewish
Folklore, Eichhorn, pg. 445.

Death to the Rug Rats! Jim Floyd

Mr. James Floyd