Cheryl
Ann Coulter, there IS hope for you!!
Sat Oct 11 13:03:06 2003
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Ann, there is hope for you! Your condition has a name, and with the correct diagnosis in place, there is now medication that will ease the symptoms! The condition, known as paranoid schizophrenia, responds very well to even moderate doses of thorazine. You will feel like a new woman!! No more hallucinations of monstrous 12-foot high liberals looming over your desk chanting Bob Dylan songs! You will no longer be afraid to use the ladies' room for fear Bill or Hillary Clinton are hiding in the next stall zapping you with liberal microwaves. No more hearing Pat Robertson's disembodied voice urging you to "Kill them! Kill them all!"
In short, you will be able to begin to live life as a normal woman....that may be the most difficult part to treat though, as your condition comes with persistent illusions of grandeur. Unfortunately, many patients such as yourself experience a profound sense of loss when their delusional world, in which they are the queen, dissolves. But, with the right therapist, Ann, you can lick this thing!!