DeLay named 'Big House' Majority LeaderSun Oct 2, 2005 13:3164.140.159.230
DeLay named 'Big House' Majority Leader
By John Breneman
A Texas grand jury today charged Rep. Tom DeLay with political dirty tricks and campaign finance chicanery.
Leading House Democrats responded by issuing the following brief statement: "Ha, ha."
DeLay, who is pretending to be innocent, faces a potential two-year prison sentence, though some Democrats have called for him to be hanged.
When informed of his indictment, DeLay reportedly headbutted a sheriff's deputy and carjacked a White Bronco before surrendering to TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman.
DeLay, an outspoken Texas conservative known for his colorful Ten Commandments underwear and devious money-laundering schemes, is accused of playing God with state and national politics.
In an unrelated development, DeLay announced he plans to relinquish his post as House majority leader, citing a desire to "spend more quality time with my defense attorneys."
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President Bush urges all Americans to show their support for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, during this, his hour of pitiable martyrdom. Gather your family together today, and pray ALOUD to God so that Tom shall prevail over the VICIOUSLY FACT-OBSESSED conspiracy indictment filed against him.
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