Al Adaschik
Dumb, Dumber & Dumbist
Fri Aug 13, 2004 08:26
65.128.200.69

The following are all statements made by Premier George Bush:

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

The future will be better tomorrow.

We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

Public speaking is very easy.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

I stand by all the misstatements I have made.

MAY GOD HELP US ALL!

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