Dear IRS,
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in
taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you
will see the
Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00
for a
toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers
(value
$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential
Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by
sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today
detailing how
HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
cc: "We the People"
