Sergei Borglum Hoff
The Oval Office Prophet
Tue Jan 13 17:30:08 2004
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While zealously campaigning for the presidency, George Bush deceivingly proclaimed himself to be a "born-again Christian Republican." As a result of this ostensibly miraculous primetime revelation, he was granted the Divine Crown by his apostles, assuring blind obedience from the enraptured disciples within their neoconservative flock. For the unquestioning devotees of this Oval Office prophet (Messiah?), his campaign-trail-testimony is indisputable evidence of veracity, loyalty, and wisdom. For the veteran defenders of liberty and self-governance, it is not. With vigilance and the presence of reason, those genuine patriots of a wise and healthy "doubting Thomas" nature have instead witnessed the President embrace several subversive policies, further revealing his contempt for the doctrines of our Founding Fathers. And that, my fellow Americans, is a frightening yet useful revelation.