Bus speaks (unfortunately :(

some bush humor FYI.
every time he opens his mouth,

Bush isn't so bad, has first in a lot of stuff...
for example, he is the first US president to ask the leader of Brazil if he had BLACKS?

bush : "Do you have black too ?"
yes he really said that.

hers some more...
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---I am glad to see that US foreign policy decisions are being made by someone who understands that were just clean out of sanctions !

"Secondly, the tactics of our�as you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's�ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions�you can't�we're out of sanctions."�Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
�Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places�Qatar, Oman�I mean, places that are developing�Bahrain�they're all developing the habits of free societies."�Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

---Glad we finally got an answer to Saddam and WMD's ?

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon."

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
�Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."�To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004

"You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war.".
�George W. Bush, on the Sept. 11 attacks, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

"I was going to say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?" �George W. Bush to Jean-Claude Juncker, prime minister of Luxembourg, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005

"I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."�Ottawa, Nov. 30, 2004
(He quickly mentioned that Muslim cows, should be held to normal INS policy)

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
�Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo. (Condi said soon afterwards "George, I told you that was just between you and me" )

"Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a�you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."�Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
�Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (We KNOW saddam has WMD's... We KNOW saddam has WMD's... We KNOW saddam has WMD's ...)

"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectives�like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."�on federal education requirements, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005 (needless to say, George always had high grades on his math literacy tests...)

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."�Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
(yea you got out the way pretty quick on sept11th...)

"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make�it would hope�put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." �Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

"If they pre-decease or die early, there's an asset base to be able to pass on to a loved one."�On Social Security money stored in private accounts, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, March 30, 2005
--- (quick fact: President Bush has added more new words to the English language, than any other president!)

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like."�New York, Sept. 21, 2004 --(Gee, no wonder they get paid so well)

"After all, Europe is America's closest ally."�Mainz, Germany, Feb. 23, 2005 (I thought it was Asia?)

"I'm also mindful that man should never try to put words in God's mouth. I mean, we should never ascribe natural disasters or anything else, to God. We are in no way, shape, or form should a human being, play God."�Appearing on ABC's 20/20, Washington D.C., Jan. 14, 2005

-- The technology president. glad to see has up on technological terms,

"We need to apply 21st-century information technology to the health care field. We need to have our medical records put on the I.T."
�Collinsville, Ill., Jan. 5, 2005

"I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state, you understand the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every classroom in the state. It's difficult to do. It's, like, cost-prohibitive."
�Washington, D.C., June 24, 2004

"[B]y the way, we rank 10th amongst the industrialized world in broadband technology and its availability. That's not good enough for America. Tenth is 10 spots too low as far as I'm concerned."�Minneapolis, Minn., April 26, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous special entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."�Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004

"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."�Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor�the president�governor�president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him�get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq�and at that same�right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States�a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."
�Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004 (on objectivity)
"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear."

�Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004 (Thanks to Tanny Bear.)

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than�I say more Muslims�a lot of Muslims have died�I don't know the exact count�at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."
�Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say 'man, you're looking pretty.' "�Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004

"In this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?' "�Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

http://www.slate.com/id/76886/

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