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Subject: Prez Bush given the Indian name of "WALKIN' EAGLE"
>
> WALKIN' EAGLE...
>
> President Bush was invited to address a major gathering
> of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona.
> He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for
> increasing every Native American's present standard of
> living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
> how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian
> issue that came to his desk for approval.
>
> Although the President was vague on the details of his
> plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas
> for helping his "red brothers".
>
> At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented
> the President with a plaque inscribed with his new
> Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then
> departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
>
> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs
> of how they come to select the new name given to
> the President.
>
> They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to
> a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
