Bob Scheidt
Ha ! Ha ! Fuck you George ... pass the joint
Sun Aug 31 05:43:15 2003
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I can just see that little peckerhead sitting around the "camp fire" at the Bohemian Grove, with Dick-head Cheney, all dreesed up in his purple robe, sucking on a bottle of Scoth, smoking some Thai weed, laughing til his stomach hurts, after making some comment about how dumb most americans are to pay taxes to support the tyranny served up for them daily. Ha ! Hahahaha ! Then he says, hey Dick, I wanna be President. (Another uproarious spate of laughter erupts) and Cheney relieving himself on a tree, replies (between intermittent laughter), OK, OK George, we'll steal it from Owl Gore, the tree hugger !!! Ha hahahaha !!

Then, after throwing off his robe and making a sexual advance on Cheney, "w" says ... ok, I'll bet ya if I am President, I can get the stupid morons of this country to march in Goose Step, singing Y.M.C.A. in the streets on May Day, before May 2nd 2004. Cheney, snorting another line of crystal, grabbing his bad heart, laughing hysterically says, man that will piss your dad off, he always wanted to be the one to usher in the Jew World Order on May Day. Gimme some of that Scotch.

To which George replies, No Dick, he just wanted a chance to wear those cute leathers he bought at that fag shop in San Francisco. Ha !!! Y.M.C.A. da da da duh ... ha hahahaha !

Hey, Dick (says George) let's call it ...hahahahahaha LOYALTY DAY ... (both join in hysterical uncontrolled laughter) and after some pomp and circumstance we will have em all pledge alliegance and SIGN A LOYALTY OATH !!! Ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Oh George, you are such a smartass, they'll never do that ... will they ? (Tears of laughter rolling down Cheney's face, he scratches his balls).

OK, I have to admit you are persuasive George, man will it be fun if you are President !!! By the way where is your dad, George, he's still kinda cute.

Then Bush says, "What can we call Oct. 6th Dick, in memory of the "Great Bolshovic Revolution" ? Could we call it, "Independence Day" and do away with July 4th, it's always so hot out anyways !!! ha hahahahahaha ... yeah ...

Hey Dick, I think I'm getting ready to pass out and choke on a pretzel again ... puke ...