Blackmailing George Bush: "Karl, he's got me by the..."

Blackmailing George Bush: "Karl, he's got me by the..."
By Jane Stillwater http://jpstillwater.blogspot.com

In the Oval Office, President [sic] Bush nervously paced back and forth. "There are far too many people out there who have the goods on me, Karl." So what's the Leader of the Free World to do?

I know of at least 20 people who have George Bush by the balls. Can you think of anyone else, boys and girls? The man who has his finger on the trigger of 35,000 nuclear weapons can be easily blackmailed. That's scary.

For instance, what if the CEO of Diebold suddenly decided that he wanted to become Secretary of State? Bye bye, Condoleeza!

Who else has the goods on our George? Probably Osama. "I'm tired of living in a cave," bin Ladin e-mailed the White House. "Either whitewash me and have Fox tell America that I was an innocent victim of bad publicity or I'll out you on Oprah!" And he would, too. Osama knows who failed to alert America about 9-11. And the PNAC knows why.

The list of possible Bush blackmailers goes on and on and on. Kenny-boy Lay, Wall Street bagmen, Dick Cheney, Saddam Hussein, Big Pharma, Rupert Murdoch, "Jeff Gannon" in his whitie tighties, Kathryn Harris, Kenneth Blackwell, Alan Greenspan, ANY member of the Bush family, Anton Scalia, Karl Rove himself.....

"But they wouldn't turn on Bush like that," said my friend Paul. "He's their bread and butter!" They wouldn't? They've already sold out America. Why would they hesitate to sell out Bush?

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From CLG News: Another guy with blackmail potential! A hireling, a fraud and a prostitute --Bush's agent in the press corps has given spin a new level of meaning --by Sidney Blumenthal "Thus a phony journalist, planted by a Republican organisation, used by the White House press secretary to interrupt questions from the press corps, protected from FBI vetting by the press office, disseminating smears about its critics and opponents, some of them gay-baiting, was unmasked not only as a hireling and fraud but as a gay prostitute, with enormous potential for blackmail." http://legitgov.org/index.html#breaking_news

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From MA Dark [Election fraud is STILL the issue]: In These Times Article -- Kerry won. A Corrupted Election: Despite what you may have heard, the exit polls were right. http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/1970/

Want to see what Karl Rove is up to? Click here: Cartoons by Ward Sutton -- In These Times

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From Black Box Voting: Ballot - Tampering in the 21st Century:

... is a shameless shill for Diebold and goes out of her way to ignore or avoid addressing problems with Diebold's equipment and illegal behaviour. www.blackboxvoting.com/

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From Bushflash: http://www.bushflash.com/gta.html Must-watch flash animation on vote stealing in Florida

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From Bill: [Here is the raw data that proves that Diebold rigged the Op-Scan voting machines in Florida] Read Kathy Dopp's charts and tables: http://residentbush.com/Aftermath-2004_Florida-Results.htm

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From Paul Krugman: "But Mr. Greenspan is no longer entitled to such deference. By repeatedly shilling for whatever the Bush administration wants, he has betrayed the trust placed in Fed chairmen, and deserves to be treated as just another partisan hack." http://www.truthout.org/docs_2005/021905G.shtml

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From Information Clearing House: A Bush fund-raiser is promised an ambassadorship. "Federal bribery laws prohibit public officials from directly promising a government action in return for donations or fund-raising help." http://207.44.245.159/article8071.htm

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From MA Dark: Even the conservative Houston Chronicle is angry about the White House/Jeff Gannon scandal. http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/editorial/3038061

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From AT regarding who else could blackmail Bush: The doctor who performed the abortion on his girlfriend? The doctors who recently examined him for serious mental issues? The folks who KNOW he bought drugs from Laura in college? The guys that supplied his drunken butt with cocaine when he was using heavily? Whoever delivers the liquid bevs to the WH, bet yer ass there's more than Diet Dr Pepper going IN that mini bar. Apple juice....... my foot, those 'toasts' look pretty bubbly from where I sit! Anyone who went thru college AND the drinking/drug scene knows there are bound to be plenty of 'issues' that are best NOT uncovered publicly!
The problem IS even if there was documented, written, visually aided PROOF.............who would REPORT on it? Wolf Blitzer? FAT chance! [You forgot to mention the folks who knew Bush went AWOL, the people who took the photo of Bush hugging Jeff "Monica Lewinski" Gannon.... And what ever happened to the guys who set up Dan Rather....]

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From Mary: George Bush is like some mean relative who never cares about Uncle Ralph when he is alive but drags the whole family through Probate Court after he dies in order to get his money. "Good grief. What was my sister up to? What did all this mean? How far was Susan going to take this? How much money did she think was at stake? Hundreds of thousands? Ha!

"I can't deal with this now," I wailed. "My father just died. I have stuff to do. I'm in mourning. I'm in shock! I don't have time for Susan's temper tantrums and greed and I surely don't have time for Probate."

"What is prooo-bait?" asked Amy. Good question. We were all about to find out. ---Amy goes to Probate Court, www.travelswithamy.blogspot.com/

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Speaking of leading the Free World: We're still planning to go to New Orleans on April 1, 2005. I've already booked my flight. The Front Porch Philosophers (formerly the Back Porch Hyenas) will meet at Cafe Dumond at 10 am.

From Joe: Jane, I don't have anything else planned for the day and the wife loves Cafe Dumond and Beignets. Then on to Ralph and Kakoo's for some great seafood. Then Pat O'Brien's for some Hurricanes and great entertainment.

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I have become shocked and amazed lately at how bitter and cynical and mean my e-mails are becoming -- but ever since Bush, Rove, Rumsfeld and Cheney bombed several defenseless countries into rubble, failed to protect my country, scalped our treasury and blatantly STOLE two national elections, I've just not been the same. I WANT to be a kind and loving and caring person but the example being set for me by America's "leaders" has precluded that from happening. My apologies.

In defense of my country, I must fight fire with fire. Those people in the White House are NASTY.

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