Det. Joe Friday
STEWARDESS TAPES COMPLETELY FAKED
Fri Feb 13 11:31:59 2004
142.163.11.22

Why are we wasting our time reading about these 'Wag The Dog' professionally produced and acted, tear-jerking, dramatic tapes RECORDED LIVE FROM THE HIJACKED PLANE?

Yes, of course, the Phony Stewardess Voice (simulated to sound exactly like the real wife and mother, so her husband and co-workers could be thoroughly deceived) helped the officials on the ground identify the NINETEEN ARAB HIJACKERS.

Of course, the story neglects to include the information that several of these Arabs, in the week after 9-11, were found alive and well living at their homes abroad, and were nowhere near the planes in question on that ill-fated day.

DO WE ALL HAVE AMNESIA? These so-called sob stories were shot down months ago.


"The facts please, ma'am. Nothing but the facts," says Detective Joe Friday. "By the way, WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?"